So I found this just outside my house this morning. I’m not sure what I have living underneath my yard, but I don’t think I want to meet it any time soon. I’m just hoping I don’t end up in the plot of one of those campy Syfy channel horror movies I love so much. Arachnophobia, with Jeff Daniels, comes to mind.
Or worse, one of those outrageous Weekly World News headlines: Woman found encased in freakish cocoon-like web – mutant alien spiders running amok among us!
So, yeah. Whatever it is, let it stay outside and I’m good.