Priorities

While I wait patiently for my true love, I’ll do my duty and share this very important public service announcement.  I knew you wouldn’t want to miss the real meaning of happiness associated with Valentine’s Day. Candy. On sale. Just so long as it’s not those dreaded candy hearts.  Yuck.

 

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18 thoughts on “Priorities

  1. I would be right there with you! That despite the fact that my, “Oh, one day of eating all the junk & ‘forbidden’ stuff for the Super Bowl won’t hurt!” plan has me screaming obscenities at the scale while it screams “Get off!”

    Ooh, here’s an evil plan – wait for those nasty, chalky Valentines heart to be about 80% off, then buy a slew of them. Set them aside for eight months & GIVE THEM AWAY AT HALLOWEEN!!

    Mwaa-haaa-HA-haa!!

    • When I’ve had a binge, my scale just says, “seriously?” and shakes its figurative head. LOL

      I would give them out at Halloween…but with the little demons that live in my neighborhood, I’d be concerned about the repercussions.

  2. Indeed, the discounted candy brings a modicum of joy to what is otherwise a drab and cheerless holiday.

    Unless, of course, you happen to be the CEO of a greeting-card company. 🙂

  3. the day after valentines day sale hmmmm I had never thought of that before and I work in retail shame on me but glad to see you have priorities set in the right direction lol.

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