So. I think our cat daydreams of ways to murder us in our sleep or not in our sleep…just whenever. Oh, she may not “mean” it and
possibly, probably, maybe wouldn’t go through with it. I mean, even she’s smart enough to realize that without us, her chances of being able to open the tuna can or getting her daily allotment of treats is going to go way down.
However, I DO think that just for fun, she devises intricate, fool-proof murder plots in her head. You should see the way she looks at us sometimes. All arrogant, better-than-thou, condescension. While all the time, she’s probably saying to herself: “I’ve killed you like five times already.”