Dinner and a Show

What’s really exciting is when you have TWO two-second dogs, only neither one has decent aim so the delectable morsel they’re after must be chased violently across the floor while they’re both frantically snapping at it — although snapping isn’t exactly an apt description because neither dog has their front teeth — so instead they’re sort of just gumming it wildly across the room in a chaotic circle of scrabbling claws and legs that can’t stay upright while also gnashing at each other in an attempt to gain leverage over the stray pea or carrot or whatever it is that, once caught, the winner will quickly realize: ewww…this isn’t something I like, what the hell is wrong with this human, and spit it right back out…only for the other one to seize upon it in victory and come to the same conclusion. It’s quite the commotion, I must say. Dinner AND a show.  You’re welcome to come and see it any time.

 

2 second dog

4 thoughts on “Dinner and a Show

  1. you have two gummers eh? I don’t have two second cats unless it comes to Fruit Loops or Sugar Pops. Big Boy is addicted to both. Miss Lily just ignores them and lets him chase them down since he thinks it’s a kill.

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