Me: Oh my god, pumpkin spice Cheerios!
Daughter: Ewww, no, that’s just going too far.
Me: Yeah, but I bet they’re good.
Daughter: Well of course they are, that goes without saying. It’s just the principle of the thing.
Me: You want some don’t you?
Moral of the story: integrity is apparently not a strong suit for lovers of all things pumpkin spice.