So if anyone is looking for that last-minute special something to send my way for Christmas – I thought I would just make things easier on you and provide you with this handy-dandy list of my “must-haves” for this year. You know, nothing fancy. Just the essentials.
Gimme a kitten snuggled in one million dollars worth of hundreds with the heads of my enemies in its mouth and the Christmas carols just write themselves. A Maine Coon kitten.
lol not too tall ab order 😆
I’m thinking that’s not necessarily the list of presents you ask for if you’ve been good. Then again, intimidation, threats, and scaring the crap out of that fat, judgmental old elf could be an excellent tactic. If he sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake, he probably knows you’re serious and not to be trifled with.
I like your style!
Would a comment that says ” Meow” work as a substitute?
Just give me that first one and I’ll figure out what else I may want on my own.