But then I think, you know, that chick with the matching lingerie is always — but always — among the first to die in every B slasher film ever made. So then I don’t feel too badly the other 29-30 days of the month when my style doesn’t quite…mesh. It’s a safety issue. Yeah, that’s it. A safety issue.
If my undies have a day that ends in “Y” written on them and so does the calendar when I’m conscious enough to comprehend, I’m taking it as a sign from the divine that I’m on the right track! Keep the bar low, it’s the key to success!!
Ha! Now that is a great system — good thinking there! 😀
Still working out a few kinks in the Commando Variation…
Hmmm…kinks, eh? 😀
I just KNEW that you would go there! Ausgezeichnet!!
Clothes are SO important! It’s like armor, every day.
Wow— no wonder those slasher things are so popular. 😀