July 13, 2017 by Musings from a Tangled Mind Existential Questions If you sneak and eat a cupcake in the kitchen with the lights out and no-one sees you, do the calories count? Just asking for a friend. Share this:TwitterFacebookMorePinterestRedditLike this:Like Loading... Related
Only if you tell someone…..
Well damn… does blogging count???
But wait…this was just a question — not an admission of guilt, so whew! I’m good, right? Right??
Did you have your eyes closed so that YOU didn’t see it happen? There’s always a danger in that scenario of getting caught with frosting on your fingers. At least, that’s what I’ve been told…
I got away completely clean. I mean…I would have, had I eaten a cupcake in the kitchen in the dark, which I didn’t.
They absolutely do NOT count. That’s not just a rule, it’s a law and if you eat it standing up you actually lose two pounds.
Yes! So I’m ahead of the game. I mean, um, my friend is ahead of the game. Because I most certainly do not make it a practice of eating cupcakes in the dark. Nope, not me.
Oh, that’s who I meant…not you…no, of course not.
How do you know it WAS a cupcake with the lights out? I mean, it coulda been a sugar-free muffin.
Now see, you make an excellent point! There was absolutely no way at all to know! For that matter, it could’ve been a very soft apple, or a weird salad, or a particularly sweet grapefruit. Yessss, I like the way you think…
😀 Hey, we’re all in this together !!! 😀
Oh how I wish they didn’t. Or in my case, that the chunk of Brie also didn’t (being gluten free I am saved from cupcakes).
Oh god, I love brie! Warmed up with crackers and grapes and strawberries. Mmmm…
If a tree falls in the forest, does the person who ate the cupcake hear it?
Not a peep. So I’ve been told, that is.
Not if the cupcake is made of celery. Mmmm … Celery cupcakes! No guilt ever … Even in daylight!
Okay, so does anyone ever eat cupcakes of made of celery? I do know there are vegan cupcakes (I’ve had them) but celery? You’re pulling my leg, right? Maybe I need to check out this latest invention…?
Well, there is celery and cream cupcake recipe on the internet … And yes, I was joking about celery cupcakes.
Nope! If they didn’t see it, it never happened 🙂
I think you’re right!
And if it didn’t happen, no calories 😉