Stardate 20170809 – Time: Way Too Early
Accept the fact that it’s morning.
Remember that human interaction is not just likely, but necessary on this day.
Consider all possible alternatives to said human interaction.
Outlook bleak.
Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Suck it up and look in the mirror.
More coffee…quickly.
Attempt looking presentable to outside world.
Remind myself not to kill anyone.
Open door.
Brace for impact.
c’mon. you can do this. stand straight. chest out. determined look on your face. give them your best war face.
now, go scare the hell outa them.
Maybe a mental health day (or week) is in order???
It’s Wednesday, halfway home. You can do it.
The “try not to kill anyone,” is the hardest part, right? Carry a thermos of coffee wherever you go and have at at.
Jump in the game.
I find an industrial klaxon with flashing lights usually puts me in the right frame of mind…..