November 19, 2017 by Musings from a Tangled Mind It’s NOT my party and I’ll cry if I want to… So, it appears that ALL of the leaves in the neighborhood have decided to hold a massive rave in my backyard. I clearly wasn’t invited. Share this:TwitterFacebookMorePinterestRedditLike this:Like Loading... Related
oh you were invited…and instead of a red solo cup…you have to bring your own rake
No way. I don’t accept late invitations. It’s as if I’m on the “b” list and they only invited me because the neighbor didn’t show up…
I have toys and implements of destruction just for something like this. 😉
Well, hell, come on over then! 😀
how are you with power tools???
Depends on what you’re supposed to do with them. I mean, I’ve watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre after all…
Invited?!?! Oh yes you are! Better late than never! Ever heard of rake dancing? Kind of like break dancing only not. If the raving doesn’t work, you can always make like a tree and leave!
They could’ve saved their invite…I don’t dance, especially with yard implements. 😀
Think of leaf raking as being pre-season practice for shoveling snow in a month or so!
At least with snow, there’s spiked hot chocolate after. What do these leaves have to offer me? Nothing but back pain, that’s what.
We need to get you either a better sommelier, a better chiropractor, or both!
I think maybe both… 😀
It’s clearly a coup d’etat.
Time to declare “War” on them! Annihilate them! Destroy them!
It’s not an act or “terrorism” to defend your own territory from acts of “aggressive invasion”.
I agree! Although I did just read an article about the benefits of leaving “fallen leaves” where they are…for the environment. Yeah, the environment.
Leaves 🍁 and I have an agreement. I’ll leave them alone if they will mulch my yard.