Naughty or Nice

Someone, who shall remain nameless (*cough* Shaylee *cough cough*), seems to think that by being cute and kinda sorta not bitey for the few days before Christmas means Santa will forget everything that happened earlier this year.

Like the power cord that mysteriously chewed itself up, and the new power cord that chewed itself up in memory of the first one, or the dog who has bite marks on the top of his head … okay, well, that one was deserved. But what about the thumb drive that suddenly went missing because a certain four-legged someone likes to steal small, shiny things?  What about that, I ask!? Or the broken hair dryer because someone just had to knock it off the sink because no-one would turn the water on?

Yeah, Santa indeed. You’ll be lucky if good ol’ Krampus doesn’t pay you a visit at this point.

Oh, who am I kidding? No-one can resist that face, even Santa.

9 thoughts on “Naughty or Nice

  1. From FaceBook the other day:

    A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.
    All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
    The German shepherd says: “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”
    “Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?”
    The Doberman answers: “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”
    Ah,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”
    Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”
    The cat answers: “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”

    Cute, but I can still see the evil plotting going on behind those eyes!

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