You can pet me human … but only exactly three times, and not on my belly! What? I don’t care if I’m showing you my belly! It’s off-limits! Oh, and fair warning, if you get cute and try to pet me a fourth time, I will bite the ever-loving sh*t out of you.
Ahhh, you’re a good human. I’ve trained you well. Now, don’t move… I’m comfortable.
Musings from a Tangled Mind 
And we think we’re the ones that domesticated them!
Yeah, right. What happened is cats decided that hunting their food took too much energy, so they found an inferior species to take them in and become their servants. It worked.
I think it’s nice that she warned you. Less blood that way.
You’re right…I should be thankful. It could have gone so much worse.
She is gorgeous!
SHE likes to think so… 😀 (and quite frankly, so do we)