I really recommend you don’t feed the cat human, even if she demands “Feed me human”. You could find yourself in serious trouble if you give in to her wish.
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords! Especially when they’re threatening to eat me. I mean, it would be one thing if the threat was to be killed and eaten – I doubt I would care about being eaten if I were dead, despite what my mother wanted the nuns to drill into my psyche – but being eaten alive sounds less appealing.
All hail, Shaylee! Who I hope is well fed tonight. Or you’re sleeping with one eye open.
I really recommend you don’t feed the cat human, even if she demands “Feed me human”. You could find yourself in serious trouble if you give in to her wish.
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords! Especially when they’re threatening to eat me. I mean, it would be one thing if the threat was to be killed and eaten – I doubt I would care about being eaten if I were dead, despite what my mother wanted the nuns to drill into my psyche – but being eaten alive sounds less appealing.
All hail, Shaylee! Who I hope is well fed tonight. Or you’re sleeping with one eye open.
I think your cat is laughing at you.