I love books. I think I’ve mentioned it before. There’s just something about the smell of dusty pages that takes me instantly to other worlds, other universes, fantasy realms. I’m not a book snob though, I’m just as happy with e-books, audiobooks, second-hand paperbacks; hell, I’d be happy to have someone else read to me as I sit back with a glass of wine. To say my house is filled with books is an understatement. I look at it as having a living, growing library rather than hoarding though. Hey, don’t roll your eyes at me! It helps me get through the day.
So yes, hello everyone, this is my first time at Bookaholics Anonymous and I am a book hoarder. No, I don’t have books cluttering up my hallways (well, maybe just a few), but I do have a lot of books. A LOT of books.
Also, just so we’re clear, I will never stop loving books. You know that guy that thought his wife was a hat and he fell in love with the hat? I fell in love with books, a long, long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away). As Cat Stevens said, “The first cut is the deepest” and I’m ninety-nine percent sure he was talking about a paper cut.
Seriously though, I think everyone is secretly in love with books anyway. I mean, think about it: you go to your local nightclub, everyone’s talking about “picking up” getting “checked out.” Deep down inside, we all love books so much we want to be books. We use the same lingo in a place where we get shhhhed as the place where we say, “Shhhhhiiiit, I’m soooo wasted!” Coincidence? I think not.
Books are good people. No, no, no, wait, wait, wait … I meant, “books are good, people,” not “books are good citizens.” That would just be crazy talk. See the importance of commas, kids?
So, the other day. I’m in the library, my temple, my place of refuge, my sanctuary where all my friends hang out. Yup, they’re all there. All my BFFs, sitting patiently on their shelves waiting to be picked up, Treasure Island, The Count of Monte Cristo, Great Expectations. And I pick up this book by Alex Kava called Before Evil.
If you haven’t read Alex Kava’s Maggie O’Dell series, just what the hell are you waiting for?? Needless to say, I checked it out.
So anyway, I’m reading this book, and I see that the editor or proof-reader or perhaps both didn’t do as good a job as they really should have. Let’s just say there were some mistakes. Mistakes even Microsoft Word’s menacing paper clip would have jumped on.
The sad thing is, this is becoming more common, even with well-known authors who have decent publishing houses behind them. And you know what? It’s not such a big deal for me. When I come across a mistake, I simply correct it in my head and move on. I’ll repeat, in my head.
However, the previous reader of this Before Evil book didn’t settle for simply correcting the mistakes in their head and moving on. Oh no. They had taken it upon themselves to correct all the grammar and editorial mistakes with a pencil. In the book.
Now some book lovers might rejoice, and others would shake their head at the idea of writing in a book … a library book of all things. I know that textbooks bear the brunt of a student’s study habits, and that’s all good. But there are serious moral questions to be asked here. Is this a good thing or a bad thing, making corrections in a book? Should we all be literary vigilantes? We have guerrilla gardening, guerrilla knitting, why not guerrilla editing?
How to play: walk into any library, pick up any book and start correcting. Done. Easy-peasy, right? Congratulations, you’re a guerrilla editor! Better than being a gorilla (I’m told they can’t read, but I think they can and they’re just faking).
Is it bad to write in a library book? It’s not your property after all. It belongs to everyone. Is this person doing a service or a disservice to the readers who come after them?
In this case it was in pencil. So, it could be erased should the librarians choose to do so. But still, maybe someone doesn’t want those editing marks? Maybe for some it will prove distracting? Maybe the mistakes were deliberate and intended as some kind of post-modernist subversive statement? I mean, really, who are we to say?
Maybe the editor was having a tough day when Before Evil came across their desk. Maybe this veteran book editor, normally perfection itself when it comes to editing, was having a flashback to their previous workplace where they were bullied for not knowing the difference between an Oxford comma and you know, that other one, and they see an editing mark and completely flip out… they start tearing up books left and right, jumping on tables, and shouting at the top of their lungs: “You can’t shhhh me, I’m the gingerbook lady!” All to say that maybe, just maybe, they were having an off day in the proofreading department.
More importantly, how much of a grammar nazi do you have to be to do something like this?
But it gets worse … there I was looking at these marks, when I saw that the self-appointed editor had made a contentious decision. In one paragraph, they had crossed out the word “shrubs” and scribbled in “scrubs.” But here’s the thing … the original word choice from the author was arguably right as the character was in fact making their way through some trees at the time. A person doesn’t dive into some scrubs unless they’re in a hospital and desperately need to get suitably dressed in a hurry to get to their own surgery.
Now there’s a book idea. Forget Before Evil.
Anyway, there I was, thinking: do I change the change? Do I edit the edit?
But then, what is the literary world coming to? If people are allowed to make edits all willy-nilly, however they want, will all editing of future novels be outsourced to the readers? What is this anyway, I suddenly asked myself? Wikipedia?
I live books too
No idea where to stand on the library book edit debate but totally disgruntled by the plethora of grammar errors, mostly missing words like in your examples, all too common in recently printed books.
I live amid walls of books and extra boxes of them, many beloved, others waiting to be read, but like yours, mine are orderly, not hoarded and piled everywhere. I credit beginning to read by age 4 with the fact that I have yet to be stumped by Word Genius daily challenge. Try it, you may like it.
Mistakes in books drive me crazy… but never crazy enough to mar the book with corrections. I’ll check out Word Genius!
I would definitely tell the Library, especially if they’re just rewriting words. Like that scrubs/shrubs one. Leave it up to them whether or not they want to erase it. I think it’s just bad form to write in a book, if you’re not reading it. If you’re just reading through to find mistakes, just return it back to the Library. Instead of this blasphemy! I’m sure they could write to the publishers instead.
I agree. I could never write in a book, even one of my own. I ended up mentioning it to the library if for no other reason than I didn’t want them to think that I had done it.
Reading this I could not help thinking about a book I read recently: The last librarian by Brandt Legg. Read it when you have the chance, it fits in nicely with the ‘editing’ of books 😉
I will check it out, thanks! I LOVE book recommendations!
Ha, I must say, as an editor and a bookaholic, I found this post very interesting. Typos, missing words, etc., drive me crazy, and the compulsion to correct is hard to resist. I don’t blame you for taking your pencil and fixing things. Language is important!
Acckk!! It wasn’t ME that did the correcting. Good lord, my mother would KILL me if she even THOUGHT that I wrote in a library book… and I’ve been out on my own for 35 years.
But I agree, language IS important. I just don’t know if I could ever mark up a book, even to make corrections.