You can imagine my disappointment when, upon opening the ad, I realized that this is, in fact, only a miniature replica… damn it all. My plot to take over the world remains just out of reach.

I thought we were friends Target… but you don’t know me at all.
Wouldn’t want responsibility for the world jut now. Hard enough handling my little work-related corner of it.
awful when that happens…)
Wouldn’t it be awesome to be under the sea.
It would indeed.