Why can’t I say conjunction junction like a normal person? It’s impossible for me to say these two simple words. I sing them. Every. Time. Even if I’m just thinking them… the words are thought in song.
No, I don’t know why this has come up now… it just has. It’s one of those days.
And if I’m being honest, I can never simply
say sing conjunction junction. It’s the whole phrase or nothing at all.
Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?
There! You sang that, didn’t you!? You did. You know you did. You can’t fool me.
What is wrong with us?