Why do all of the really great things that you occasionally get to do as a kid turn into things that you never, ever get to do as an adult even though as an adult you have the means to do them any time you want? That’s total BS! Enjoy your fruit loops! With a margarita! Breakfast of champions! Dinner, I meant dinner! Whatever! Throw in some pizza! YOU’RE AN ADULT, DAMN IT!!
Musings from a Tangled Mind 
Why do all of the really great things that you occasionally get to do as a kid turn into things that you never, ever get to do as an adult even though as an adult you have the means to do them any time you want? That’s total BS! Enjoy your fruit loops! With a margarita! Breakfast of champions! Dinner, I meant dinner! Whatever! Throw in some pizza! YOU’RE AN ADULT, DAMN IT!!