Having just written about villains, I suppose it’s appropriate to come home to this scene. I mean, it’s just my luck, right? Two dastardly miscreants banding together cannot be a good thing, especially for me. The ne’er-do-well has had it out for me ever since I put a baby lock on the treat cabinet, thereby successfully foiling her ongoing thievery. Should I even try to sleep tonight? Or should I just fortify myself with caffeine so that I can keep a hyped-up eye out for trouble? The sad thing is, I’m not sure who is more nefarious…Penguin or the ne’er-do-well (aka Holly). For all I know, SHE’s the voice whispering evil-nothings in HIS ear, not the other way round. Say a prayer for me, my friends. I’m going to need all the help I can get.
My cat, Shaylee, god love her — she’s trying to drive me insane. I believe it’s a well thought out and deliberate plan too. I mean, look at her…just look at her! That intense, wide-eyed gaze, obviously intent on something just beyond the camera’s view, the tense body posturing that indicates something is clearly worthy of her attention. What is there, do you ask? Well, I’ll tell you…nothing. Nothing is there. It IS nothing, right? Right!? I’m hoping there isn’t something ghostly catching her eye. Nah. I’ll go with nothing. Even then, I’m not sure which is worse. An apparition that only a feline can see or a jerk-cat who enjoys mind games.
What do you mean it’s only Wednesday!?
nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday
wake me again when it’s Friday…this middle of the week business is for the birds
So, it would appear that I am late serving dinner this evening. A
mother’s pet owner’s cat servant’s work is never done.
Having just discovered the truth behind the red dot, Shaylee found herself facing a bit of an existential crisis.
my whole life has been a lie…
Oh, to be a cat. No chores, no cares, no worries. But then again, they can’t have alcohol or chocolate. So I guess it’s a fair trade.
Someone at my house just realized that tomorrow is Monday…
Shaylee is not happy with how Mondays keep coming around every week…