Hey! Whaddaya doing!? A little privacy here! Sheesh.
shocking lack of boundaries, I must say
Shocking Pareidolia
fun
Scary Story
Scariest thing you’ll see all week… and it’s based on a true story.
A Moment in the Sun
Well, not a moment, exactly… more like a whole freakin’ day.
Holly’s favorite spot on a bed in front of a sun-filled window
I. Want. To. Be. Alone.
If you’re not giving me treats, why are you even here?
Falling Down on the Job
Me: …..
Holly: I don’t know what you’re waiting for… this stroller ain’t gonna stroll itself.
Classic Conundrum
Getting dating advice from my friends is just so confusing, like…
Not the Monday
That feeling you get when you remember that today is NOT Monday… and TOMORROW is NOT Monday either.
My Day in a GIF
Did you ever have one of those days where everything at work is going just great and then, at the very tail-end of your day, when you think you’re safe, it just goes to hell?
Things are moving steadily along all morning and then you hit that personal high round about late afternoon when you realize hey, I’m getting everything on my to do list done! I am on a roll! This is an awesome way to start the week!
And then, just when it’s about time to go home, the office gremlin (à la Twilight Zone) says: No! We will create an unsolvable problem for you to solve that must be solved before you leave!
Well, I mean, it is Monday…
my day in a GIF
A New Monday Beckons
We’re on the cusp of yet another work week and as Sunday evening gently turns into Monday morning, we must ask ourselves this burning question: what the hell happened to the weekend!? I mean, honestly, it was Friday like five minutes ago. This is such bullshit.
On another note, it’s always interesting to go into work the Monday after New Year’s. Everyone is full of cheer and high hopes as they ride the waves of their newly minted resolutions. And if you don’t notice them full of cheer and high hopes as they ride the waves of their newly minted resolutions, they will surely tell you all about it over the course of the day. If, in their excitement of “a New Year, a New Me,” they forget who they’ve talked to already, you might just get to enjoy a second rendition.
As for me, I don’t expect my New Year’s resolution to last for long… in fact, I’m guessing it’ll be out the window by lunch time.
Work is a Four Letter Word
It’s almost Monday. After a 4-day weekend. As if a plain old regular Monday isn’t bad enough. Ugh.
Snooze Fest
I hope whoever ends up with me is okay with 15 different alarms being snoozed every morning. Every. Morning.
