A pure black cat has a distinct advantage in a game of hide-n-seek.
Paradise isn’t all that far off if you stay right. But desire? You have to go a bit further to find your desire. If you feel a sudden sense of panic, well then, you’ve simply gone too far.
Pennywise’s lesser known cousin, Poundfoolish, never quite saw the same success as his movie star kin. Having fallen on hard times in recent years, he can be found roaming the aisles of the local grocery store, doing his utmost to intimidate the Karens and Beckys of the world, which, as we all know, is virtually impossible. To be fair, though, even the more popular, and arguably more frightening, Pennywise would find it a daunting task.
Will the human servant ever get the ratio of ear scratches and belly rubs just right or must I bite them again today…
All I have ever wanted in this world is enough money to be able to name my kid X Æ A-12. Now is that too much to ask?
Me: *resignedly* Why is the cat on the fridge… again?
Sarah: She likes to be tall.
Asking for a friend. Okay, fine… it’s me, I’m the friend. I’m asking for me.