S: *talking excitedly* There are people on TikTok who keep leeches as pets which is so cool, and they let their pet leeches just hang out on them so like the leeches are just chilling and feeding on their blood. Want to see a video?
S: *beaming with excitement*
Just a wild Friday night at my house.
Take a look at this ad that came across my Facebook feed. It’s not me, right? You see it too, right? Right!? Okay, so who’s going to tell them?
Although, to be fair, if I could convince my landlord that this was indeed a breed of dog, I would have one taking up space on my couch in a heartbeat.
The temperature today was 98 with a heat index of 110. Running the A/C in my car makes my car overheat … and yes, I know I need to get that fixed, thanks. As soon as I have a couple hundred dollars, I plan to do that very thing. But in the meantime:
Get out there and do that thing! Follow that dream! Just so long as it’s not at bedtime.
My Saturday night was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.
It takes me over three hours to watch a two hour movie because of all the Googling. I know I know that actor from something…now what was it? That actor was in that thing with that other actor, you know, the one from that show we watched four years ago? I’m telling you, that guy is married to the woman who was in a movie I saw ten years ago and her mother was a famous classic Hollywood actress from back in the day and you know what, they look amazingly alike. And then I have to prove what the hell I’m talking about so… yep, more Googling. Or, doesn’t that character remind you of that completely different character from that entirely different t.v. show that isn’t on anymore… and here we go down the rabbit hole of Google searches.
Such a teeny tiny little Froot Loop! It was almost too cute to eat. Almost.
Truer words were never spoken.