Stardate 20172110 – Time: Another Saturday Night (hmmm…that sounds like a song)
The kids are gone, the critters are fed. I have the night to myself. I can do anything, go anywhere. The world is my oyster.
*fast forward one hour*
Ah, bed feels so nice right now. *sipping on a freshly poured glass of Chocolate Zin*
Now, where’s that remote?? There’s a classic horror movie marathon on!
Stardate 20170410 – Time: When Everyone Else Seems To Be Doing Stuff Too
Despite my better judgement, but driven by hunger and lack of rations, I ventured out into the world today.
Triple-checked and, yup, had everything I needed to buy for the week in my shopping cart. All ready to check out. Approaching the cashier, I saw someone I know in line. Someone who talks a lot and seems to know everything. Every. Thing.
…oh right, almost forgot, there were a few more items I needed to get for that thing I was going to make one day.
Pulled a U-turn and disappeared down an aisle.
Another crisis averted.
Stardate 20172408 – Time: Too Late to Think About Leaving the House Tomorrow
A dear friend asks if I want to go to a yoga class tomorrow where they heat the room to 100 degrees so you “sweat it out” as you meditate on life. Supposed to be good for the soul.
My answer? Namaste…from my couch where I’ll be watching Netflix and eating crackers.
Stardate 20170908 – Time: Way Too Early
Accept the fact that it’s morning.
Remember that human interaction is not just likely, but necessary on this day.
Consider all possible alternatives to said human interaction.
Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Suck it up and look in the mirror.
Attempt looking presentable to outside world.
Remind myself not to kill anyone.
Brace for impact.