“What did you say?”
“Wasn’t talking to you, was talking to the cat.”
A daily conversation in my house.
I don’t think Holly gets the whole “lying in a sunbeam” thing.
I know that wild animals are supposed to be wild and we should just leave them alone. But I tell you what, if this cute little guy living in my shed was just a smidge slower, I’d have another four-legged housemate.
Holly… a little sunshine on a rainy day. If that sun were a homicidal ball of fluff.
Beautiful Shaylee, fairy princess of the field, caught up in a reverie.
I’m not bragging or anything… but my blog is enjoyed by well over 6 people worldwide.
Happy 4th of July to my fellow U.S. peeps! Drink
up responsibly and don’t kill enjoy yourself with those homemade fireworks we all know you have stashed in your shed. As for me, I’m going to break open a new bottle of Bailey’s in a last-ditch effort at some much-needed tolerance, or at the least, some semblance of patience — which we all know is not my strong suit, with my noisemaker neighbors.
*And wear the damn mask!
So. My colleague in the office next door just walked in to check on me as they heard me talking to myself, describing in detail the colorful Moroccan inspired curtains I want for my living room. I understand their concern, but seriously, how else will I get targeted ads for the exact ones I’m imagining? I could spend hours googling or searching through online shops… this is just so much quicker. Use your time wisely folks!
So, I’ve decided that in an attempt to live healthier, I will eat healthier foods. I know, right!? Aren’t you proud? I went to the store to stock up and after I got home and was putting things away, I realized that I had made a mistake with my groceries. I just hate it when I mean to get grapes, but instead, I accidentally get, well, you know… Oreos.
Oh well. Nothing I can do about it now. I mean, they’re here, so I can’t waste them. My mother taught me better than that.
I’m going to hell… again.
*Just in case you were wondering.