So. My colleague in the office next door just walked in to check on me as they heard me talking to myself, describing in detail the colorful Moroccan inspired curtains I want for my living room. I understand their concern, but seriously, how else will I get targeted ads for the exact ones I’m imagining? I could spend hours googling or searching through online shops… this is just so much quicker. Use your time wisely folks!
So, I’ve decided that in an attempt to live healthier, I will eat healthier foods. I know, right!? Aren’t you proud? I went to the store to stock up and after I got home and was putting things away, I realized that I had made a mistake with my groceries. I just hate it when I mean to get grapes, but instead, I accidentally get, well, you know… Oreos.
Oh well. Nothing I can do about it now. I mean, they’re here, so I can’t waste them. My mother taught me better than that.
I’m going to hell… again.
*Just in case you were wondering.
The bad news is, I just realized that I took the wrong medication this morning.
The good news is, I don’t have to worry about heartworms or fleas for the next three months.
Okay, figured out where the new bag of catnip went…
So my internet stopped working on Wednesday. After a fun-filled day of talking with a variety of Verizon representatives, it was still out as of Thursday evening. Supposedly a repair tech will be out today between the hours of 10:00 a.m. and Midnight to fix “my problem.” Ha! As if! Until then, my friends, just talk amongst yourselves.
It was a lovely day, so I decided to walk around the neighborhood to get some exercise and let the beautiful weather work its magic on my curmudgeonly mood. It didn’t help the mood… after all these years, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is just who I am now, but it was still time well spent.
And yes. That is a cat in a stroller. Sitting on a cat blanket. Don’t judge me.
A pure black cat has a distinct advantage in a game of hide-n-seek.
Paradise isn’t all that far off if you stay right. But desire? You have to go a bit further to find your desire. If you feel a sudden sense of panic, well then, you’ve simply gone too far.
Pennywise’s lesser known cousin, Poundfoolish, never quite saw the same success as his movie star kin. Having fallen on hard times in recent years, he can be found roaming the aisles of the local grocery store, doing his utmost to intimidate the Karens and Beckys of the world, which, as we all know, is virtually impossible. To be fair, though, even the more popular, and arguably more frightening, Pennywise would find it a daunting task.