Why can’t I say conjunction junction like a normal person? It’s impossible for me to say these two simple words. I sing them. Every. Time. Even if I’m just thinking them… the words are thought in song.
No, I don’t know why this has come up now… it just has. It’s one of those days.
And if I’m being honest, I can never simply
say sing conjunction junction. It’s the whole phrase or nothing at all.
Conjunction Junction, what’s your function?
There! You sang that, didn’t you!? You did. You know you did. You can’t fool me.
What is wrong with us?
That feeling you get when you remember that today is NOT Monday… and TOMORROW is NOT Monday either.
Did you ever have one of those days where everything at work is going just great and then, at the very tail-end of your day, when you think you’re safe, it just goes to hell?
Things are moving steadily along all morning and then you hit that personal high round about late afternoon when you realize hey, I’m getting everything on my to do list done! I am on a roll! This is an awesome way to start the week!
And then, just when it’s about time to go home, the office gremlin (à la Twilight Zone) says: No! We will create an unsolvable problem for you to solve that must be solved before you leave!
Well, I mean, it is Monday…
my day in a GIF
We’re on the cusp of yet another work week and as Sunday evening gently turns into Monday morning, we must ask ourselves this burning question: what the hell happened to the weekend!? I mean, honestly, it was Friday like five minutes ago. This is such bullshit.
On another note, it’s always interesting to go into work the Monday after New Year’s. Everyone is full of cheer and high hopes as they ride the waves of their newly minted resolutions. And if you don’t notice them full of cheer and high hopes as they ride the waves of their newly minted resolutions, they will surely tell you all about it over the course of the day. If, in their excitement of “a New Year, a New Me,” they forget who they’ve talked to already, you might just get to enjoy a second rendition.
As for me, I don’t expect my New Year’s resolution to last for long… in fact, I’m guessing it’ll be out the window by lunch time.
It’s almost Monday. After a 4-day weekend. As if a plain old regular Monday isn’t bad enough. Ugh.
I hope whoever ends up with me is okay with 15 different alarms being snoozed every morning. Every. Morning.
Knowing my cats as I do, I can’t help but be reminded of one of my favorite cartoons.
Pinky: “Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”
Brain: “The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!”
click pic to see cartoon
The Mondayest Monday to ever Monday is the Monday after a four day weekend.
“Yay, Monday!” Said no-one… ever.
You know that feeling when time flies while also creeping by at a snail’s pace? That’s been my week. I swear, it’s been the longest decade to ever fly by. Anyway, I know I owe you a proper blog entry, but instead, you’re getting a photo.
It’s been rainy and windy here this week, and I say that to sort of maybe explain the below. I came across this one day late this week, smack dab in the middle of the walk leading to my office’s door.
Now, I know that this interesting sight was caused by a little whirlwind — the leaves spinning around and landing in a perfect circle because of a small pocket of turbulence where the air currents were forming a little eddy. But the dreamer in me prefers to think of fairies or wind sprites playing in the early morning mist… though what they were doing in a business park, I have no idea.
It was a bit sad that upon heading home that day, the leaves were back to their boring positions spread slapdash across the walk. But there for a moment, Mother Nature’s artistry sure made a dull day brighter.