Returning a gift is usually considered rude, but there are exceptions to every rule.
Mondays don’t care…
Scariest thing you’ll see all week… and it’s based on a true story.
Did you ever have one of those days where everything at work is going just great and then, at the very tail-end of your day, when you think you’re safe, it just goes to hell?
Things are moving steadily along all morning and then you hit that personal high round about late afternoon when you realize hey, I’m getting everything on my to do list done! I am on a roll! This is an awesome way to start the week!
And then, just when it’s about time to go home, the office gremlin (à la Twilight Zone) says: No! We will create an unsolvable problem for you to solve that must be solved before you leave!
Well, I mean, it is Monday…
We’re on the cusp of yet another work week and as Sunday evening gently turns into Monday morning, we must ask ourselves this burning question: what the hell happened to the weekend!? I mean, honestly, it was Friday like five minutes ago. This is such bullshit.
On another note, it’s always interesting to go into work the Monday after New Year’s. Everyone is full of cheer and high hopes as they ride the waves of their newly minted resolutions. And if you don’t notice them full of cheer and high hopes as they ride the waves of their newly minted resolutions, they will surely tell you all about it over the course of the day. If, in their excitement of “a New Year, a New Me,” they forget who they’ve talked to already, you might just get to enjoy a second rendition.
As for me, I don’t expect my New Year’s resolution to last for long… in fact, I’m guessing it’ll be out the window by lunch time.
It’s almost Monday. After a 4-day weekend. As if a plain old regular Monday isn’t bad enough. Ugh.
“Yay, Monday!” Said no-one… ever.
I hate Mondays.
I hate mornings.
I hate people.
I hate having a mandatory Zoom meeting stupidly scheduled for 5 minutes after I walk into the office. I mean, who does that!?
But hey, other than that, it’s going pretty well.
Monday. You’re back. I thought we talked about this.