Scariest thing you’ll see all week… and it’s based on a true story.
Monday
My Day in a GIF
Did you ever have one of those days where everything at work is going just great and then, at the very tail-end of your day, when you think you’re safe, it just goes to hell?
Things are moving steadily along all morning and then you hit that personal high round about late afternoon when you realize hey, I’m getting everything on my to do list done! I am on a roll! This is an awesome way to start the week!
And then, just when it’s about time to go home, the office gremlin (à la Twilight Zone) says: No! We will create an unsolvable problem for you to solve that must be solved before you leave!
Well, I mean, it is Monday…
my day in a GIF
A New Monday Beckons
We’re on the cusp of yet another work week and as Sunday evening gently turns into Monday morning, we must ask ourselves this burning question: what the hell happened to the weekend!? I mean, honestly, it was Friday like five minutes ago. This is such bullshit.
On another note, it’s always interesting to go into work the Monday after New Year’s. Everyone is full of cheer and high hopes as they ride the waves of their newly minted resolutions. And if you don’t notice them full of cheer and high hopes as they ride the waves of their newly minted resolutions, they will surely tell you all about it over the course of the day. If, in their excitement of “a New Year, a New Me,” they forget who they’ve talked to already, you might just get to enjoy a second rendition.
As for me, I don’t expect my New Year’s resolution to last for long… in fact, I’m guessing it’ll be out the window by lunch time.
Work is a Four Letter Word
It’s almost Monday. After a 4-day weekend. As if a plain old regular Monday isn’t bad enough. Ugh.
Back to the Grind
The Mondayest Monday to ever Monday is the Monday after a four day weekend.
Quotable Quotes
“Yay, Monday!” Said no-one… ever.
All the Monday Feels
I hate Mondays.
I hate mornings.
I hate people.
I hate having a mandatory Zoom meeting stupidly scheduled for 5 minutes after I walk into the office. I mean, who does that!?
But hey, other than that, it’s going pretty well.
me, being reminded that since I’m the one who scheduled the Zoom meeting, I should probably attend…
So We Meet Again
Monday. You’re back. I thought we talked about this.
Late Night Musings
Tomorrow’s Monday – or rather, today is Monday (ugh). I’m not happy, let me tell you. I’m ready to ditch this whole being a responsible adult gig. I just need the winning lottery numbers and I’m set. Oh, and I guess actually buying a ticket would help too.
I Hear You
Shaylee has a lot to say about tomorrow being Monday. Same, Shaylee… same.
