By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. And thy name… is Monday.
Mondays, am I right?
Maybe, just maybe, if we turn out the lights and are real quiet… Monday will just go away. Nobody answer! No matter how loudly that f*cker knocks!
*This isn’t going to work, is it? Ugh. Back to the drawing board.
Boy oh boy, it’s been a long week!
What?? It’s only Monday!?
Welp. It’s Sunday. You know what that means. Monday can’t be far behind. Or, ummm… ahead? Either way, Monday is upon us. May the coming week have mercy on us all.
Well. As you probably already know, it’s Monday. I’m trying to remain upbeat. But you know how these things go…
You know, to have April Fool’s Day on a Monday just seems like overkill at this point.