As Instagram has evolved from a place to post adorable kitten pictures to a place to proudly display stupid decisions, incidents like this are becoming so common place that even the most avid Instagram followers yawn and keep scrolling. Well in advance of shark week, a beautiful Instagram model decided to swim with nurse sharks for an impromptu photo-op, and was – surprise, surprise! – summarily bitten and dragged under the water. Apparently, she saw a school (herd?) of sharks milling about and thought, “this is the perfect opportunity for an action shot.” Now so much is wrong here, from her “Everybody else is doing it” attitude that led her to her predicament to the article’s emphasis that she is due to start nursing school and had been raised around the water. The former is, as my mother always taught me, no reason to do anything while the latter is completely inconsequential; intelligence is completely useless if it is ignored. Besides, after being attacked by a nurse shark, maybe she needs to rethink her future choices.
I wonder if the shark posted the pics to his own Instagram account. “I was so thrilled to meet her, but when I tried to shake her hand, she freaked out.”
Katarina is proof that all the beauty in the world can’t protect you from regrettable decisions. Or nurse sharks.
From liars to cheaters and all manner of stupidity in between, Instagram takes all that is dumb in the world and displays it for everyone. Why do people continue to do these things?
I will agree, it never crossed my mind to tell my own daughter not to swim with sharks. I also never told her she shouldn’t run in front of a speeding train or drive with a blindfold on. I think there comes a point when some things are as obvious as the sun in the sky on a bright summer day. There are already incredibly stupid warning signs everywhere, indicating that people have actually done the things listed.
My personal favorite is the one on roller coasters cautioning people not to stand up on the ride. Is this a common problem in amusement parks? I saw a fan belt for a car with the cautionary warning to make sure the car isn’t running when the belt is being installed. I mean, seriously? “No diving,” urges a sign at a two foot deep inflatable kiddie pool. Have we become so absent-minded that we need to be told to turn off the electricity in the house before installing a light socket? If we’re not there yet, we’re certainly on our way.
Here is a story – with video – of a family who got out of their cars at a Safari park. Now this went down in several layers of stupidity. First, the husband opens his car door to get a picture of the cheetahs. The wife decides this is a great time to put something in the trunk of the car. A little farther down, they decided that some resting cheetahs would be an amazing photo-op (they’re not wrong, but still …), so they all get out of the car for a family romp amongst the wild cats. The cheetahs were not amused, frankly, and start to charge the family. I think the thing that gets me more than anything else is that the article states that the woman “Shooed” the cheetahs while walking back to the car. Recap: Your family is being chased by cheetahs. You scoop up your younger child and casually stroll back to the car. You wave the cheetahs away with your hand, scolding them with “shoo!” Heck, “shoo” doesn’t work on the feline demons we invite into our homes to live, why on earth would it work for cheetahs? Did she think they would stop, reconsider their actions, admit they acted hastily, and offer the family tea and a biscuit?
Now, I’ve been told that walking slowly and not running was the exact right way to deal with that situation as it makes you seem less like “prey.” The only thing she did wrong was turn her back on them … or so say the zoological experts in my circle. I’m not going to say they’re wrong, but I will interject that, in my opinion, had the cheetahs not been so utterly shocked and taken aback at the audacity of this family, the cats might’ve recovered a bit more quickly and the situation would’ve ended differently.
Personally, I don’t think I could forgive the men in my life if they simply took off like bats out of hell and left me to fend with the cheetahs while holding my (and one of theirs?) offspring. But that’s a topic for another day.
For whatever reasons dangerous selfies and stupid photo ops have gained popularity, people need to stop and think before they act. My friend went on a beautiful road trip along Skyline Drive in the West Virginia mountains, and saw many bears walking along the side of the road or perched along the stone walls lining the drive. The one encounter that stuck with her was the car full of people in front of her who rolled their windows down about three feet from an admittedly surprised black bear and her two cubs. The people then half-stood out of their car windows, phones in hand, to get a selfie with the mama bear. The bear was, my friend believes, too shocked by their stupidity to do anything at all for the entire five minutes they “posed” with her. My friend isn’t a rocket scientist, but even she knows you don’t mess with mama bear and her cubs. She had her own phone in hand to video the mauling she fully expected, and maybe to consider calling 911 as Darwinism played itself out in front of her. Sadly though, as has happened too often in the past, it would have been the bears who paid the ultimate price had they reacted to the idiotic tourists, like, you know, bears.
Evolution works to thin out the numbers. Instagram is just there to record it when it happens.
I sincerely wish Katarina a speedy recovery, but dear Katarina: We all hope that if you are ever offered a sight-seeing trip in Africa that you politely decline. Lions don’t like cameras. And they might not be as forgiving as the nurse sharks you encountered.