Given the choice, and enough money, I’d never wear clothes – or be sober – again.
Given the choice, and enough money, I’d never wear clothes – or be sober – again.
It’s all fun and games until you remember that tomorrow is Monday.
I’ve talked about video games before. My kids played when they were younger, then in their teens, and still to this day. Their grandmother before them was a die-hard gamer. In addition to the strictly for fun or ‘feeding the rage-monster side of your personality’ class of games, there are science-y games, math games, even reading games, all of which help nurture a love for learning. My kids had them all … today, however, the educational games have decidedly progressed to the point that STEM camps and classrooms use them as a tool in an ever-growing instructional arsenal. This is a good thing. For the most part, though, parents – and adults in general, see video games as a waste of money, a waste of space, and a waste of time.
Before you tell your son or daughter to get off the computer, stop playing those useless games, and get a life, stop and consider: some people make a full-time living playing video games. Between live streaming themselves on You Tube, testing out apps and games for the market, and competing in real-time challenges for pay, someone can make some pretty good scratch playing computer games.
It’s a shame, really, that you can’t add video gaming skills to a job resume. Other than “annihilating your enemies,” and “driving the get-away car really fast,” video games teach kids valuable life lessons. Don’t believe me?
Computer skills: This is a no-brainer, but you need decent computer skills to excel in video gaming. Many games have “mods,” for instance, which are modifications that the user can design and use in-game. Games develop hand and eye coordination, and many kids can thank the gaming world for their ability to trouble shoot computer issues, type without looking at the keys, and think quickly on their feet. Today’s kids are much more advanced in computer skills than their parents ever will be; ask any kid who has tried to walk their parent through using Skype, the latest iteration of Excel, or God help us all, PowerPoint.
Team Building and Leadership: Parents may not be aware of this, but to excel in many video games the players need to join alliances and become team players to beat the challenges. These kids are also learning the art of commitment and follow-through, even in a virtual world. A player’s online reputation is important to them; reliability and loyalty are valuable traits in a player. Kids will develop pretty tight online friendships with teammates, and to them, meeting up to kill a troll in a game is as much a firm Friday night plan as going to the mall used to be for us parents but with a little more sorcery, swordplay, and bombing.
Problem Solving: So how exactly does a fifteen-year-old raid an enemy camp, steal supplies, kill the leader and escape undetected? This skill may not equate to real world experience; I’m pretty sure no boss will instruct an employee to break into a rival’s office, steal pens and staplers, and poison the air filtration system. Still, these game quests teach kids to use logic and reasoning to solve complex issues – skills that can translate to any activity in the real world. Frankly, grocery shopping would be a lot more fun if we could add an element of video gaming to it. Sneak up on fellow shoppers and take stuff out of their carts, joust in the aisle of the store, and barter for coins? Yes, please!
Time Management: In the video game world, many challenges revolve around time. You may only have a set number of minutes to finish a quest, or you lose a life. Imagine this in the real world; if you don’t get all of the items on your grocery list in a preset amount of time, your cart disappears, and you have to start all over again. Personally, I’d love that. It would take care of those lollygaggers in the produce aisle once and for all. I know, I know, I keep mentioning grocery stores … I’m hungry. But seriously, in a dog-eat-dog business setting? Time is everything. Time management is a much-needed skill.
Thinking Ahead: Video games today are far more complex than Space Invaders. Older video games that we grew up on didn’t rely as heavily on fast thinking and planning; most of our games were luck and plain old good timing. Today’s video games require luck, good timing, planning, logic, and thinking ahead. Players need to consider their plans carefully, and they learn from prior defeats in similar quests. They are constantly thinking, plotting, and planning. These abilities are valuable in the job market as well as all-you-can-eat buffets. Sorry, I’m still hungry.
Parents need to chill a little if they have a kid obsessed with online gaming. Limit their onscreen times (duh), but don’t dampen their enthusiasm entirely. After all, today’s kids didn’t invent obsessive hobbies. Remember Saturday morning cartoons? Comic books? Rubik’s Cubes? Pac-Man? In fact, if you really want to look at it, our obsessions didn’t teach us a damn thing except that if you gulped cherries you became super charged, if you peel the stickers off the cube and stick them back on you could tell people you solved the cube, and the coyote will never catch that road runner no matter how many Acme products he buys.
Our kids may be obsessed and afraid of daylight, but they can take out a zombie with a slingshot and damn it, that’s a handy skill to have.
Here I am … at my desk eating lunch — having come to the decision that venturing out in the 10 degree weather we’re currently experiencing just isn’t something I’m willing to do. At least not until my warm bed, accompanied by a steaming cup of spiked coffee with tons of whipped cream, is the destination.
So, as I’m sitting here with my cup of veggie Ramen, pondering my life’s path and the deeper meaning of the world around me, I’ve come to a personal realization that exemplifies the entirety of my frustration with the choices I’ve made thus far.
I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
More of an “inaction plan,” really. Unfortunately, like all unwanted visitors, Monday always comes around just the same.
So. I saw a sign on a bus I was following on my way to work this morning. It took up the entire back of the bus. I wasn’t able to take a picture of it because … you know … driving. Aren’t you proud of me? (I’m looking at YOU Lee!). “Big surprise” you mutter to yourself, mass transit vehicles often have signs on them – marketing gurus routinely avail themselves of the moving real estate for product placement and advertisements for businesses. Yes, you’re right, of course. But this sign got me thinking and as we know, my mind does tend to wander.
“Feel like you got hit by a bus?”
That was the headline on the advertisement that filled my windshield with its smoggy glow this morning. Luckily … despite the question in front of me … the advertisement, and the bus, stayed firmly on the outside of my windshield, thank you very much.
The ad was for a doctor’s office, one of those urgent care clinics where they’re open late and cater to families whose children get sick at odd hours (don’t they all?) and late-night revelers who wear their beer goggles with pride, even though they couldn’t juggle those chainsaws as well as they thought they could, and well, they end up at the urgent care clinic advertised in front of me.
Presumably, the ad was directed at sick people, as in “I have the mother of all stomach flu,” or, “I have a head cold to beat all head colds and since I have to work every waking hour of my day and can’t take off to see a regular doctor, can you help me breathe through my nose, please?” But …
It got me thinking. It’s clever marketing, there’s no doubt about that – got hit by a bus … on a bus … now, that’s funny.
Or is there a more sinister motive? Is it subliminal messaging? Are they planting the seed with their ostensibly innocent headline? I mean, that’s how subliminal messaging works, after all. Do they want you to get hit by a bus? And if their prognostication should come to fruition, you know who to call. Seems like a twisted bit of cross-promotion symbiosis if you ask me.
I’m sure that my morning commute is meant to teach me something. Patience, perhaps? In reality, though, all I learn are new combinations of colorful “sentence enhancers.”